Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Teeheeteehee
I've been quite rebellious toward boyfriend.
Dia tak suka short hair, I chop my crop to a bob.
Dia tak suka rambut merepek, I chop the bob to be long on the left and short on the right.
Dia anti-curls to the mother of all cores, I go and curl my hair.
YEEEAH CURLYWURLYISSOSEXY!
Hexcited.
I know some of you will have violent fits when you see the curls.
But but but please let me stay in my happy delusional place where I think I'm a 1950s femme fatale for a while please please. Thankss :')
After 21 years of collecting money, patience and courage...
Thank you dearest boyfriend for mustering aaaaaaalll your courage to tell me " It's...*gulps many many saliva*.. nice... *weak smile* " Me lap lap euuu!
Thank you sister for telling me that when they perm my hair, they killed my hair first so I'm now kinda like growing a wig on my head.
Thank you God for giving me hair to perm.
I AM FEELING SO SUKA!
Friday, August 28, 2009
Why can't anyone close Pandora's Box already
Some people like blogs because whatever you've written 2 years ago will still be here if you let them to be. They say you can see yourself grow (or not). See how young and stupid you were then, how mature and composed you are now. See how grammatical errors lessen. See how street lingo of your teenage times drop off your vocab. Etc.
Not for me exactly.
When I look at mine, and read whatever past posts I have written, I don't laugh at my idiosyncracies. I am in fact quite appalled and greatly embarrassed. How thick is my face, really.
I've got this stroooooong urge to delete everything and start anew. I want to take back whatever stupid things I said, I want to erase all my embarrassing, overly-emotional moments, I want to forget my irrational outbursts, I want to start anew.
I can forget eeeeverythiiiiing.
Yet, with all the powers that I have, I don't understand why I don't.
Monday, August 24, 2009
After the storm...
Wooh the previous entry really emo eh.. Hahahaha.
I felt quite silly after I posted that entry actually.
Like trying hard to get some lovin' like that.
A friend of mine commented it sounds suicidal.
Hahaha.
But sorry gang, cannot help it.
Blogging is like a relief to me, it really is.
I know I have an audience (a teeny weeny audience, but audience nonetheless haha), yet what I write is not entirely for you. I regard this space like a journal somehow. I don't seek to please or to make money or to address political issues. I just want to... bleah my mind out.
Sounds retarded I know. Why post online when I can vent out all my angst privately on Microsoft Words right. HAH.
But I don't know... blogging is more... theraupatic I think? It's like having a pet in Pet Society because your mum swears to disown you if you buy that gerbil and so you feed and clean and buy your virtual pet furnitures for fun when no one actually gives a damn?
Whatever... I can't explain it lah bebs. I give up.
Hanyway,
It's only been the fourth day of Ramadhan and already I find it veeery trying. Today I came home early, camped myself infront of the TV to watch stupid things like Food Paradise, Nigella Bites, Cooking It just to drool to death.
And I'm 21 seh T___T
But before I tried to kill myself watching food programmes, I was watching this really interesting documentary called Science of Sex Appeal.
It's very interesting because it explains why and how we are attracted to the opposite sex in an evolutionary manner. Meaning, the doc looks at humans as an animal species, and studies how we choose our mates.
So it's a different perspective from your usual story of how cupid shot you, how you are meant to be together, how your fates are written in the skies and the seas and the wind and the leaves etc etc.
I wish I could tell you all that they talked about, but remember, I have memory of a 108 year old grandma with dementia.
One of the things they mentioned is how we are attracted to the Body Odour of another. You know how sometimes when your loved one is going to Pulau Ubin for 2 days, you die-die want his/her jacket to eat drink sleep bathe with just because the smell of his/her jacket will make you feel they are near?
We love the smell of our other halves not because we are romantic and so we love eeeverything about our man even if he smells like wet socks.
Apparently, a person's body odour contributes to the overall attraction we feel toward the person.
Each of us have a unique smell. This is because of our DNA. Our immune system genes will decide for us what kinds of bacteria can live on the surface of our skin. So when we sweat, the bacteria on our skin will mix with some other chemical secretion and we get body odour. No one person has the same genetic make-up, so no one person can have the same body odour.
So we will be attracted to our men/women when our noses detect a smell that signals to our brain that it is compatible with our immune system genes.
This also explains why we are not sexually attracted to our own family's scents. It is apparently innate in us to reject our family's body odours because our body somehow knows that if we commit incest, our offsprings will have screwed up immune system genes. Thus the mak-mak stories are true, if you marry your brother, you will get a demented, disease-riddled child.
INTERESTING RIGHT.
Oh oh Another thing! Another reason why we don't fall in love with our own siblings is because we tend to subconsciously reject physical appearances that look like ours. They did this experiment where they had some men give their photos. So from one man's picture, they randomly take an average woman stranger's picture and editted it so that she will have some of the man's facial features. So they do this for all the men.
Then the men were shown the pictures and were asked to select which ones were attractive. The men did not know of the editted photos. Results show that men found women who have similar features as them unattractive.
Masya'allah. The Genius of Our Maker.
But I've got a question. They (mak-mak lor who else) say that if you and your partner look kind of the same, then you two will live happily ever after. I even have an uncle who happily boasts that some people mistook his wife as his sister.
So how leh?
P.S: Whatcha think of our future? Hahaha
Saturday, August 22, 2009
An unlovable monster
I HATE it when you say sorry when we know it's my fault.
I HATE it when you keep saying you love me when all I do is be a bitch towards you.
I HATE it when you wait for me to be a better person and I don't even try.
I HATE it when you put so much faith in me only to get them all broken again and again and again.
I HATE it when you give your everything even though I give you nothing.
I HATE IT that I'm hurting you everytime yet I can't seem to stop.
I HATE IT that I'm loved when I know I don't deserve an ounce of it.
I HATE IT that you're still staying when you have all the reasons to leave.
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.
I HATE ME.
Why can't you just do the same?
Friday, August 14, 2009
Life is a Gamble
Trust. Trust.
In love, or in anything else for that matter, Trust to me is like this:
It's like carving out your beating heart, putting it on a silver platter, and handing it to a special someone to hold it for you.
But what happens when the special someone trips over his own feet and you watch the silver platter with your naked, beating heart wobble and teether, almost slipping into a devastating fall?
Would you snatch back your heart and keep it safe with you?
Or...
Another chance?
But what happens then if you had given that chance, and he falls yet again, and this time you see your heart splatter, sputtering, half-dead on the floor?
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Hippie Mood
I'm in this mood, where I feel love and peace everywhere.
I'm smiling at everything. Smile at the rocks, smile at the flowers, smile at the sky, smile at the bus' smoke in my face, smile at a used tissue paper lodged in between the bus' seats. I'm smiling at anything and everything that is in my peripheral vision. Maybe even beyond.
I turn my mp3 volume down low so my music doesn't drown the sounds around me like always. I let my music mingle with the clatter of shoes, the jazz of conversations, the birds' singing, the gravels crunching beneath my feet, the hollow sound of wind, the silence in a crowded LRT. I realise music sounds even more beautiful like this.
When I am in this mood, I feel this sense of calmness within. Like as though nothing matters, there is no anxiety or fear or worry... only peace and love. I don't mean I have no problems at all in my life right now. I don't mean they dissolved away like salt in sea either. But it seems like all my troubles are simply bouncing around in my head like smiling astronauts in their spaceship as they break free from earth's gravity. I am not worried, harrassed or burdened by my troubles. I am just...strangely... amused.
I think if I see my boyfriend in the arms of another woman today, I will just smile and bless their scandalous hearts. I think if today, a truck of shit spilled its entire shitload on me, I will just laugh and bathe in shitty bliss.
Don't ask me why. I have no idea. You can call me weirdo if you want, I still love you.
I shall call this mood my Hippie Mood.
Hehehe.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
So Long and Goodbye
In fact, this is one of the satisfying holidays I've had eventhough I wasn't in Maldives resting on a long beach chair sipping coconut juice with a personal butler buffing my toenails.
I think I shall savour some of the moments before my senile mind shuffles every recent memory into 200 B.C...
This is a big deal because the boyfriend is so hyper paranoid about going to JB just the two of us. He worries that we might get jabbed with HIV infected needles, kidnapped and robbed of our kidneys, robbed and then butchered to pieces and all other stuffs Freddy Krueger will love to do to you.
But what actually got us in the end, was the mad sales City Square was having and all the non-halal-in-Singapore-but-halal-in-Malaysia-foods.
Needless to say, this will not be our last JB trip woohoo!
I don't ever want a country to go to war EVER EVER EVER.
Have you heard of Scotcheroos? Google Search told me it is supposedly the most easiest dessert snack to make. It's like Kellog's Chocolate Rice Crispies, only better, Google Search said. Bloody cheat feelings.
I tried to make it 3 times but FAILED because my Scotcheroo is 1) super diabetic 2) so effing rock-hard, once you bite it your teeth will drop off and will never ever grow again.
Grr. Nehmind. Next time.
Made a thumbs-up-award for Beef Fried Rice thanx to all-recipesdotcom and Iskandar, The Man Who Knows Everything And Everything Knows Him
:DDD HAPPY DOK.
Made an ok-ok Bubur Kacang which failed at first try because forgot to stir and the thing boiled over the pot. BOLEH TAHAN HAPPY DOK.
This is when I realised I got Housewife's OCD because I will clean a spot again and again eventhough it is already cleaned. I will also bark at anyone who destroys my kitchen by shedding a hair on the floor.
So it is confirmed. Housework brings out the worst in me.
This is the most heart-thumping moment of 2009. Can you see me hyperventilating?
That side profile shows a hyperventilated side-profile. That smile is a hyperventilated smile.
@ BlackBox Art Exhibition featuring works of local artists as well as other non-local artists. It was... stuffy and hot. And we spent like 15 minutes there after travelling all the way to Paya Lebar where it is at. But we love the PaperPlane Exhibition by a local artist. Forgot her name. Heh.
One of the best family outings with cousins and an old man, daddy.
Free labour for the boyfriend.
Holidays or no holidays, this still go on every weekend :)
FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY.
The kids are mad bunnies. I looooooooooove my nugget of a nenek! *chomp her cheeks*
This was a lovely, warm dinner which me and Yus thoroughly enjoyed. Thanks you Alison! :D
This one just ends the holiday with the suuuwwweetest bang.
So many captured, yet many others simply remembered.
Time's like a mad roadrunner on wheels.
But it's ok.
It has been a holiday well-spent.
Now. School.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
~~ Faddy Turns 21 ~~
I don't know why my brain is so lagging and hanging like FB these days homygod. Took me like 10 minutes just to give this post a title.
Was planning for an oomph title lah.
And yah. Finally came up with one with an oomph as impactful as a beetle's fart.
Pffft.
So yes, Faddy turned 21 on the 1st the August.
And yes, I honestly thought it will be on the 8th or suuumthink like that. HAHA. Sorry ah. Me and dates... we're like sambal belacan and sushi. Cannot click, babes.
So when the birthday girl scrolled through thousands of her well-wishers in FB to look for an Atikah Saad commented on your wall post: Happiest Birthday Darling Beb! only to find Atikah Saad did not, birthday girl still did not lose hope and waited for 23:59:59 because Atikah Saad can be so lame that she will send an sms/FB message at such hour and as such: Hi beb! I knooow you think I forgot your Birthday right! PEEEEPPPP YOU'RE WRONG! I just want to be the last person to wish you so that I will appear the first in your hp/fb wall. Haha. Love you and Happiest Birthday!
For all I know, birthday girl already anticipated my hopeless memory and was ready to strike me off as dirt.
And why am I referring to her as birthday girl birthday girl ni. Annoying seh nak type birthday girl birthday girl
(Abeh tantrum sendiri eh. Dahlah lupa birthday orang. T__T )
But of course I redeemed myself like a $5 NTUC Voucher
(simile to voucher redundant I know but cannot help it hahaha).
Redemption Ticket #1: A Decorate-Yourself-Birthday-Cake
This is Pe'ah.
She is supposed to forget to wish Faddy Happy Birthday also so that I won't look so bad.
But she didn't forget :(
And she wished :((((((((
That's why I put her unglam pictures there. HAHAHAA.
But I'm not so spiteful until I go add some photoshopped cha-cham-boh eye make-up on her eh.
She goes out everytime looking like that. Even to the mama shop. Even to water plants outside her house.
HAHAHAHA. I love it that she doesnt read blogs.
Back to topic.
So Pe'ah and I planted ourselves at this cute little pinky pinky bakery at Jurong Point where they allow you to decorate cakes.
Blood, sweat and tears went into that cake.
Me and Pe'ah nearly severed ties with each other because we couldn't decide what colour icing to use for Happy. Tsk.
It was tough, gang.
But after hooours went by and the cheenoneh bakers were irritated with us until when I ask for tissue the cheenoneh gave it to me so unhappily like I ask for one of her breasts like that,
Ta-DA!
Ok I know it looks... messy.
But this is what I call High Art.
Look beyond the messiness, and you will see... love
*light+choir music of enlightenment*
Redemption Ticket #2: Partaaaay Theme!
For girls:
For guys:
Theme comes with Rules and Forfeit.
Party Guests: 6 including Birthday Girl.
Location: Cashbox
Enthu siooohhhh.
Hahaahabababahahababahaha.
This is what happens when you're riddled with guilt.
Redemption #3: A Fantabulous Celebration :)
I swear I was so bloody bright, I just needed to hop in a red car filled with 3 clowns.
Siapa suruh gatal emphasise on COLOUR CLASH
T___T
But then, everyone else was a great sport!
Especially Faddy who turned up in newly bought stuffs FROM HEAD TO TOE just to meet the theme :DD
Pe'ah came with GREEN eyeshadow to clash with her yellow top :DD
Aku suspect dorang takut forfeit ah. Forfeit scary ok. Must wear colourful boxers on head for the whole evening. (Padahal the boxers never existed).
Either that or they sympathise with my ferocious enthusiasm.
Hahaha. Nehmind. As long as it works wohoooh!
At first, everyone is still civilised.. sitting demurely, singing demurely, drink water also sip demurely...
But the moment the tambourine and maraccas meet dangdut, things started to get hyper.
Eh-eh kau tgk si birthday girl tu.
I realise from this picture how they were making me and my boyfriend look like fools when they asked us to dance the lyrics of the songs -___-
Takpe. Ada lori ada bas.
Ni dua Mat & Minah Kahwin-Kahwin. Tak habis-habis nyanyi lagu duet jemputan. But kesian, first time duet lagu Fuad, I ter-eject the song bila Pe'ah baru sedut nafas nak hit high C. Hahah. Second time they tried, Adnan's 'Ohoooo...' was cut short by:
Itu dia. Faddy who never believed Pe'ah and Ikah can plan a beautiful surprise with a beautiful high art cake.
Itu dia. Muka Miss Universe di kepit Miss World dan Miss Earth.
(Miss Earth eh kenapa tanak Miss Gaia sekali kan atau Miss Bumdiyadabumdiyada kan ok whatever lah kan.)
Itu dia. Muka budak-budak yang selalu fail maths dan never thought maths could be practical sampai time nak kena potong cake into 6 equal parts.
And then, by the power of the maraccas and High Art Cake, Aiii am Captaaaiin Planet. Ok no. Hahaha.
And then, by the power of the maraccas and High Art Cake, hyper kita level up gilerrr sampai jumpa king monster.
I think it was a crucial moment for our boyfriends to decide whether they want to be with us or run far far away.
Tapi nasib cinta itu buta ya kawan-kawan.
Just when we were settling down, si Faddy birthday girl miang terjumpa WONDERGIRLS-NOBODY.
HAH.
Tergempar satu cashbox dengan 6 orang pekik-pekik NOBODYNOBODY!NOBODYNOBODY!.
Tergugat iman bila cashbox crew ternampak 6 orang gelek-gelek mentel.
After that, we danced to HINDUSTAN. HOH.
We took a video, but I accidentally deleted it D':
Wasted.
It was a video that can make Shah Rukh Khan and Aishwarya Rai quit bollywood, beb.
Then after terpusing-pusing macam gasing, Haikal lost a part of his couple ring. Yah. His couple ring got parts one, like a detachable date-dial or something. Style lah tu. Kan dah hilang. Beli cincin biasa tanak.
And now we all know the fate of Haikal with Faddy.
Kesian dia kena perintah macam pet dog. TSSSK.
Then Adnan the Stickman came to the rescue!
Jangan pandang stickman rendah ok. Superpower dia Super Strength Gila ok.
Dahlah boleh angkat kerusi dengan satu jari, he found whatever it was that was lost.
15 Claps for Adnan the Hero!
After making sure we make 23 cashbox workers quit thier jobs with our singing and lancing-lancing, time to makan.
After trying to get free satays by using my boyfriend as a gay bait failed, time for one last Redemption Surprise.
Oh it was suwwweeet :)
And once again, HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY darling babe whooooohhh!
:)
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Self-Validation
I think I've done this Quiz a few million times.
But I dunno why I always do them again and again. At different times of course. Like a year later.. like a To-Get-To-Know-Me Anniversary thang... ok bedek. It's more likely if I see a quiz done on someone's blog. Cannot resist. Sure must click link. Macam kpo nak tahu if my results are as fantastic as blogger's gitu. (98% tak ah).
Are you attracted to personality quizzes or am I just a gal with low self-esteem? Hahah.
"Your problem is low self-esteem. It's very common among losers."
But I dunno why I always do them again and again. At different times of course. Like a year later.. like a To-Get-To-Know-Me Anniversary thang... ok bedek. It's more likely if I see a quiz done on someone's blog. Cannot resist. Sure must click link. Macam kpo nak tahu if my results are as fantastic as blogger's gitu. (98% tak ah).
Are you attracted to personality quizzes or am I just a gal with low self-esteem? Hahah.
"Your problem is low self-esteem. It's very common among losers."
Sometimes I do the quizzes over again after 5 minutes just to see whether I get same results. (Dah lah low self-esteem. Orang dah bagi results tak puas hati pulak tu Hahah.).
Or to try to get better results to feel good (ok, loser).
Eh but now my esteem is significantly higher. You don't see my FB wall bombarded with Which Colour Are You? What Is Your Aura? Karakter Apakah Anda Dalam Cerita P.Ramlee? Which Bollywood Actress Are You? etc etc.
Talking about FB quizzes!
Sidetrack. I want to tell you all betapa bencinya I dengan FB quizzes yang merepek meraban like What Prata Are You... dan tanya questions yang nampak sah obvious macam kalau choose answer Suka melekat pat dinding untuk question Apakah hobi anda nanti dapat result Cicakman... dan paling paling paling benci kalau answer is so cheat feelings like when I already semangat answer dengan teliti semua questions quiz What's Your Ghetto Nickname to get something like FlowSista ke Bombshellikah ke... But no. Dorang kasi Nae Nae.
NAE NAE.
Nae Nae Pok ah.
Tu takpe. Nak tengok Nae Nae?
T___T
Haaaaynyway.
Back to the first sentence I typed. I've done this Quiz a few million times.
So since I supposedly know myself uber well, it's time you know me as well. Anyway, I know you all wanna know more about me.
(Dah lah force-force orang. Pastu sawi je tuduh orang wanna know more about me. Ni padahal berani share results pasal it's one of those yang motivating and buat kembang hidung skejap)
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
(yeah. problem orang aku boleh solve ah. cuba bab problem AKU.)
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.
(teehee. Eh dun ah....)
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
(in bahasa pasar, aku ni Minah Kahwin-kahwin)
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
(I suka part yang dia cakap I will fall deeply and beautifully in love... *clasp hands flutter eyelashes*)
Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
(I'm a Singaporean, beb)
The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
(I must protest violently here! I didn't go into teaching because of security and steady income ok! PASSION drove me ok! PASSION!
....Kenapa defensive? I pun tak tahu....)
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
(APE AJE. Dah 3rd year pon lah oi!)
What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
(eh-heh. I don't try, like, Very Hard.. takyah exaggerate ah..)
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
(Bak pepatah Gold 90 f.m., I will see only the good stuffs. Therefore, this paragraph stops at the 2nd sentence :D )
This quiz is very annoying also because at the bottom right hand corner of the results page is the VERY tempting link which says Get More!.
One time I clicked that stupid link I did not sleep until 5 am cutting and pasting personality quiz results in .doc just in case I get amnesia one day and forgot who I am
-__-
DON'T CLICK GET MORE! LINK.
___________________________
Not bad ah this quiz. After doing it for the 103 345 001th time, I still feel a bit comforted.
True or not? Well..
You choose what you want to be when you choose what to believe.
(i sound like an Adam Khoo disciple T__T )
I know you all tempted to do this quiz also right.
muhamuhahah.
Monday, August 3, 2009
The Crazy One
She is obscenely animated; baring her teeth like a rabid animal and flaring her nostrils at everyone on the LRT.
She talks in a vulgar hurricane, sweeping me along in a torrent of naaabeycheebaikanninaafuckfacesiaalll.
She eats 6 BIG meals a day and complains every minute of wobbly stretch-marked butt. which we had decided to name JigglyPap.
She has a manic laugh like a drunk hyena where she will roll her head, bare teeth and gums, flare nostrils, and force you to severe all ties with her immediately. She also has a wheezing laugh which comes with a face contorted by hysteria and slappings of the thighs.
She never takes a decent picture because she is convinced she looks like a man and looks ugly if she smiles like a normal person, teeth or no teeth.
She comes up to me to show me her latest random disease. Like lockjaw, twitchy eye, astigmatism, boil-on-butt. Right now, she is forcing the brother to touch her dotty itchy rashes on her arms and legs.
She makes me laugh uglily and unapologetically.
And she makes me laugh like no one can.
When we're together, we don't give a flying fark about the world and thier opinions.
She is a great cuddle-r. And a great tuck-in-er.
She is the best paradox ever.
Because I don't know how I cannot live without an annoying being who annoys me to near-suicide everyday.
She is the epitome of the irritating little sister that every girl secretly wishes for.
She brings spice and weirdness into my life.
I cannot help but love her with all my heart.
Love you little sister.
:)
What runs in the blood
I was browsing through all my files to find things worthy to feed the recycle bin when I found these:
Onebloodymillion of thier annoying faces.
Why me why me why me why me
T___T
Onebloodymillion of thier annoying faces.
Why me why me why me why me
T___T
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Let's play a game!
Okkkkkkkkk here's how it goes ~~~~
I give you questions, you guess the answer.
Don't worry, all multiple choice no open-ended or essay questions.
Get ready pen and paper. Jot down your scores. You can also doodle flowers or stickmen or play tick-tack-toe with yourself if you give up halfway like how I did everytime during Maths tests HAHA.
One correct answer, 2 points weewiiit!
Whoever can get 100/100 wins a teddy bear.
Ok go!
(1) **step Joker's voice because everytime when wanna say this sure must say like Joker don't know why cannot say in normal voice. why ah. anyway,** Whyyy sooo seriousss?
a) Because this pic got lotsa artistic value :D
b) Because we are bodiless D':
c) Because we are eating something soo freakaayyyn' delish, we forgot each other exists
Answer:
(c)!
And this is the ultimate must-try dessert @ Pastamania: the banana something-something. Thin, crispy crust topped with sweet banana and sprinkled with chocolate shavings.
I say ooolala say ooo!
(2) Why is my boyfriend grinning so evilly/hornily/pervetic-ly/raper-face-ishly?
a) Because I am hotstuff and every man who looks at me will give me that smile
b) Because he saw a train
c) It is his natural smile... kesian budak tu cacat rupanya.
Answer:
(b)!
I am so over the give-mcq-but-the-answer-not-listed.... That's like so childish pfffft **flips hair**.
3) Are we (Me & bf) in this picture?
If your answer is Yes, please circle your screen with a permanent marker.
If No, where's your evidence hah hah hah...?
4) Ni dah kenapa ni...?
Answer:
Eh I thought it's clear this question is rhetorical...?
Are you answering this question too?
If yes, Shoot yourself. If no, shoot yourself.
5) What is the reason behind our suuwwweeet smiles?
a) Sprinklers!
b) It's for our FB profile pic so that we can attract more random people to add us and increase our no. of friends and feel very popular
c) No reason coz we are 24/7 suwwweeeet like that
Answer:
(a)! So pretty how the water sprays, it just brings a smile to our faces (hahahah~~~)
1000 bonus marks if you get this one right AHAA~~
6) Am I really wearing a (a) dress or (b) a one-piece-dress-pants-kinda-thing?
(ah scroll scroll)
Answer:
(a)! The bf bought for me you know. I'm so proud of his evolved fashion sense :')
7) Is the boyfriend standing alone?
a) NO. Because... you'll never walk alone.
b) NO. I see a bangla camouflaging in the trees.
c) YES. I don't see a bangla in the trees.
Answer:
(a) baybeeehh. Jadi girlfriend mesti mau loyal, beb.
8) Look at the minah below. Cantik or not?
a) This is a rhetoric right. Don't wanna answer.
b) *speechless because gorgeous tahap goddess*
c) Seriously..? Macam prata digelek lori je...
Answer:
(c)! Who chose this??! Kurang asam. You all suppose to choose (b)!
But anyway, I got image issues also ok :'(
Bukan macam the boyfriend who is so comfortable in his own skin sampai terjoget-joget pat luar kedai orang
9) Only at question 9! Damn this is taking longer than I expect.
10) Haha that one is just to waste question number. So. What is the inspiration behind the picture below?
a) Patrick starfish lah confirm. because every pose like this sure linked back to patrick satrfish one.
b) Love served on a platter (wah seh)
c) Da Vinci's Vitruvian (naked) man
Answer: (c)! But this one is a polite and lesser-arms-and-feet version :D
11) What is that awful smell sampai kena buat muka cute macamni?
a) Bau bau bau kaki
b) bau bau bau baulu
c) bau bau bau - Imitation version of N'sync's bye bye bye
Answer:
(a)! One giant foot, that is. Teeheeteehee
12) What is the boyfriend doing?
a) Doing OT
b) Pushing dustbin, duh!
c) Helping an old cleaner clear rubbish in order to earn Help-Old-People Badge and can thus graduate to be Best Boy Scout.
Answer:
(b)! ZzZZzzzZZZzZZ.
13) What is the boyfriend doing?
a) Posing maut
b) Posing for Lenovo Notebook in White
c) Waiting for the computer to scan HIS EYES because he had his set protection measure for computer access to eye-detection instead of just setting a password like normal people do.
Answer:
(c) He said it is faster. I waited 5 minutes for him to scan his eyes.. vs 3 seconds when you just type in password...?
Sigh T___T Please cry with me.
14) What, in the name of God, is that thing sleeping on the woman's shoulder???!
a) BLOODY
b) CUTE
c) MINTAK
d) KENE
e) REMBAT
f) GRUB
g) OF
h) A
i) BABY!!!!!!!
j) All of the above combined as one word.
Answer: (j) they make me go CRAZEEEE AAARGHDOFEJSOISJFS!!!
15) What makes you look down, never look up, moan in ecstasy, and makes you thirsty after awhile (cheh this one can qualify for Book of 101 Riddles)
a) ORGASMIC ice-cream
b) ORGASMIC banana-something-something laaaagi
c) ORGASM
Answer:
(a)! We are SO in love with Italian ice-cream homygod. This one is from Gelatissimo at the Flyer. No more red-bean potong or paddlepop! Gelato all the way-o!
16) What happens when the boyfriend gives this face:
a) Habis lah aku malam ni hahaiii
b) MORE GELATO GELATO GELATO ALL THE WAY-O!
c) Oh nothing. He's just re-applying his lipgloss.
Answer:
(b)! Oh yeah we were on a desserty blaze. This one is the Belgium Chocolate Sienne from Marvelous Cream @ CityLink Mall. In it are: Belgium Choc bits, Brownie and choc ice-cream. But it's so-so to me. I like the Belgium chocolate bits only.
Found out that Marvelous Cream is apparently a Japanese franchise which makes French parfaits. Aaaand they also beat the ice-cream before stuffing it into the cup/cone. Fun to watch and imagine that's the sleeping babygrub on that metal table NYIHAHAH *ketawa nenek keropok*.
17) Why am I even continuing this bloody-never-bloody-ending game when no one even cares in the first place T_________T
DON'T ANSWER.
18) Which is my most favouritest picture of the day?
Answer:
HAHAHA. Tough choice. But it's (1) *joget macarena*
19) Do you want to see a preview of our wedding photo?
a) Yes.
Answer:
OK!!! Nah~~
:DDDD
20) Can I do this?:
a) Of course! Chicken dodol.
b) I have noodles for my arms :(
c) Yes but I fell and broke my arms and ribs and legs and nose
Answer:
(a)! but ERRRMMMMMM.......
21) OK! Last question! When you are quietly eating a meal at Marina's 3rdLevel Banquet, what may you see?
a) BATMAN!
b) People eating lah duhhh. oh god don't tell me you all also eat gelato at banquet??
c) Shadow people *oooeeeoooooooooeee (UFO sound effect)*
Answer:
(c)! Ehehehee. Cool what.
____________________________________________
Ok gang! SIAPA MENANG?
I give you questions, you guess the answer.
Don't worry, all multiple choice no open-ended or essay questions.
Get ready pen and paper. Jot down your scores. You can also doodle flowers or stickmen or play tick-tack-toe with yourself if you give up halfway like how I did everytime during Maths tests HAHA.
One correct answer, 2 points weewiiit!
Whoever can get 100/100 wins a teddy bear.
Ok go!
(1) **step Joker's voice because everytime when wanna say this sure must say like Joker don't know why cannot say in normal voice. why ah. anyway,** Whyyy sooo seriousss?
a) Because this pic got lotsa artistic value :D
b) Because we are bodiless D':
c) Because we are eating something soo freakaayyyn' delish, we forgot each other exists
Answer:
(c)!
And this is the ultimate must-try dessert @ Pastamania: the banana something-something. Thin, crispy crust topped with sweet banana and sprinkled with chocolate shavings.
I say ooolala say ooo!
(2) Why is my boyfriend grinning so evilly/hornily/pervetic-ly/raper-face-ishly?
a) Because I am hotstuff and every man who looks at me will give me that smile
b) Because he saw a train
c) It is his natural smile... kesian budak tu cacat rupanya.
Answer:
(b)!
I am so over the give-mcq-but-the-answer-not-listed.... That's like so childish pfffft **flips hair**.
3) Are we (Me & bf) in this picture?
If your answer is Yes, please circle your screen with a permanent marker.
If No, where's your evidence hah hah hah...?
4) Ni dah kenapa ni...?
Answer:
Eh I thought it's clear this question is rhetorical...?
Are you answering this question too?
If yes, Shoot yourself. If no, shoot yourself.
5) What is the reason behind our suuwwweeet smiles?
a) Sprinklers!
b) It's for our FB profile pic so that we can attract more random people to add us and increase our no. of friends and feel very popular
c) No reason coz we are 24/7 suwwweeeet like that
Answer:
(a)! So pretty how the water sprays, it just brings a smile to our faces (hahahah~~~)
1000 bonus marks if you get this one right AHAA~~
6) Am I really wearing a (a) dress or (b) a one-piece-dress-pants-kinda-thing?
(ah scroll scroll)
Answer:
(a)! The bf bought for me you know. I'm so proud of his evolved fashion sense :')
7) Is the boyfriend standing alone?
a) NO. Because... you'll never walk alone.
b) NO. I see a bangla camouflaging in the trees.
c) YES. I don't see a bangla in the trees.
Answer:
(a) baybeeehh. Jadi girlfriend mesti mau loyal, beb.
8) Look at the minah below. Cantik or not?
a) This is a rhetoric right. Don't wanna answer.
b) *speechless because gorgeous tahap goddess*
c) Seriously..? Macam prata digelek lori je...
Answer:
(c)! Who chose this??! Kurang asam. You all suppose to choose (b)!
But anyway, I got image issues also ok :'(
Bukan macam the boyfriend who is so comfortable in his own skin sampai terjoget-joget pat luar kedai orang
9) Only at question 9! Damn this is taking longer than I expect.
10) Haha that one is just to waste question number. So. What is the inspiration behind the picture below?
a) Patrick starfish lah confirm. because every pose like this sure linked back to patrick satrfish one.
b) Love served on a platter (wah seh)
c) Da Vinci's Vitruvian (naked) man
Answer: (c)! But this one is a polite and lesser-arms-and-feet version :D
11) What is that awful smell sampai kena buat muka cute macamni?
a) Bau bau bau kaki
b) bau bau bau baulu
c) bau bau bau - Imitation version of N'sync's bye bye bye
Answer:
(a)! One giant foot, that is. Teeheeteehee
12) What is the boyfriend doing?
a) Doing OT
b) Pushing dustbin, duh!
c) Helping an old cleaner clear rubbish in order to earn Help-Old-People Badge and can thus graduate to be Best Boy Scout.
Answer:
(b)! ZzZZzzzZZZzZZ.
13) What is the boyfriend doing?
a) Posing maut
b) Posing for Lenovo Notebook in White
c) Waiting for the computer to scan HIS EYES because he had his set protection measure for computer access to eye-detection instead of just setting a password like normal people do.
Answer:
(c) He said it is faster. I waited 5 minutes for him to scan his eyes.. vs 3 seconds when you just type in password...?
Sigh T___T Please cry with me.
14) What, in the name of God, is that thing sleeping on the woman's shoulder???!
a) BLOODY
b) CUTE
c) MINTAK
d) KENE
e) REMBAT
f) GRUB
g) OF
h) A
i) BABY!!!!!!!
j) All of the above combined as one word.
Answer: (j) they make me go CRAZEEEE AAARGHDOFEJSOISJFS!!!
15) What makes you look down, never look up, moan in ecstasy, and makes you thirsty after awhile (cheh this one can qualify for Book of 101 Riddles)
a) ORGASMIC ice-cream
b) ORGASMIC banana-something-something laaaagi
Answer:
(a)! We are SO in love with Italian ice-cream homygod. This one is from Gelatissimo at the Flyer. No more red-bean potong or paddlepop! Gelato all the way-o!
16) What happens when the boyfriend gives this face:
a) Habis lah aku malam ni hahaiii
b) MORE GELATO GELATO GELATO ALL THE WAY-O!
c) Oh nothing. He's just re-applying his lipgloss.
Answer:
(b)! Oh yeah we were on a desserty blaze. This one is the Belgium Chocolate Sienne from Marvelous Cream @ CityLink Mall. In it are: Belgium Choc bits, Brownie and choc ice-cream. But it's so-so to me. I like the Belgium chocolate bits only.
Found out that Marvelous Cream is apparently a Japanese franchise which makes French parfaits. Aaaand they also beat the ice-cream before stuffing it into the cup/cone. Fun to watch and imagine that's the sleeping babygrub on that metal table NYIHAHAH *ketawa nenek keropok*.
17) Why am I even continuing this bloody-never-bloody-ending game when no one even cares in the first place T_________T
DON'T ANSWER.
18) Which is my most favouritest picture of the day?
Answer:
HAHAHA. Tough choice. But it's (1) *joget macarena*
19) Do you want to see a preview of our wedding photo?
a) Yes.
Answer:
OK!!! Nah~~
:DDDD
20) Can I do this?:
a) Of course! Chicken dodol.
b) I have noodles for my arms :(
c) Yes but I fell and broke my arms and ribs and legs and nose
Answer:
(a)! but ERRRMMMMMM.......
21) OK! Last question! When you are quietly eating a meal at Marina's 3rdLevel Banquet, what may you see?
a) BATMAN!
b) People eating lah duhhh. oh god don't tell me you all also eat gelato at banquet??
c) Shadow people *oooeeeoooooooooeee (UFO sound effect)*
Answer:
(c)! Ehehehee. Cool what.
____________________________________________
Ok gang! SIAPA MENANG?
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