Last night, I dreamt I was NickBSB's girlfriend

After thousands of years, I finally get to meet the Idiot I love most.



Raya is not the same without She whom I share my food with no matter how hungry we both are;
Without She who gives god-awful pinches that leave irritating blueblacks on my flawless baby skin (HAHA SEMPAT);
Without She who will always comment on how I'm becoming more ladylike as compared to a tomboyish troll;
Raya is not the same without her.

I'm glad we had our open house.
But then. We also incidentally invite other monsters into our house.



Ni dia King Monster. If he's not in my close family, and if I were to not love him as much as I do now, I will ban him from my house and burn voodoo effigies of him everyday I tell you.
He's worse than nenek keropok, cucu nenek keropok, nenek keropok punya postman...
He thinks he is Maharaja. MaharajaMahaMerepek.
Kau tengok muka merepek dia pat katil aku yang aku penat-penat kemas sampai cantik rapi, kau dah tahu budak ni memang hidup untuk buat hidup orang lain susah.



Ni Monster Junior. Sometimes you want to shut her in a chest and throw it in the pacific. Especially if you say things like, "want me to do makeup for u?" eventhough it's really like a reflex-response to her observation of your 1001 makeup collection because you got 5 minutes to spare before having to go back to the kitchen to wash dishes, or refill drinks, or offer kuehs...
Tapi dia punya ingaaaaaat.
"KAK IKAH. KATA NAK MAKE UP KAN"
"I'M WAITING"
"HELLO."
"CEPATLAH KATA NAK BUATKAN MATA HUDA"
"KAK IKAH. HELLO"

Dah kalau kau nak ilmu kebal, takyah lah pergi meditate pat gua. Just spend one day with this girl. Call me if you interested.


Still got a few more monsters to talk about. but damn im sleepy. hahaha. goodnight.
I dreamt I was Nickbsb's girlfriend!!
Hehehehe.