Okkkkkkkkk here's how it goes ~~~~
I give you questions, you guess the answer.
Don't worry, all multiple choice no open-ended or essay questions.
Get ready pen and paper. Jot down your scores. You can also doodle flowers or stickmen or play tick-tack-toe with yourself if you give up halfway like how I did everytime during Maths tests HAHA.
One correct answer, 2 points weewiiit!
Whoever can get 100/100 wins a teddy bear.
Ok go!
(1) **step Joker's voice because everytime when wanna say this sure must say like Joker don't know why cannot say in normal voice. why ah. anyway,** Whyyy sooo seriousss?
a) Because this pic got lotsa artistic value :D
b) Because we are bodiless D':
c) Because we are eating something soo freakaayyyn' delish, we forgot each other exists
Answer:
(c)!
And this is the ultimate must-try dessert @ Pastamania: the banana something-something. Thin, crispy crust topped with sweet banana and sprinkled with chocolate shavings.
I say ooolala say ooo!
(2) Why is my boyfriend grinning so evilly/hornily/pervetic-ly/raper-face-ishly?
a) Because I am hotstuff and every man who looks at me will give me that smile
b) Because he saw a train
c) It is his natural smile... kesian budak tu cacat rupanya.
Answer:
(b)!
I am so over the give-mcq-but-the-answer-not-listed.... That's like so childish pfffft **flips hair**.
3) Are we (Me & bf) in this picture?
If your answer is Yes, please circle your screen with a permanent marker.
If No, where's your evidence hah hah hah...?
4) Ni dah kenapa ni...?
Answer:
Eh I thought it's clear this question is rhetorical...?
Are you answering this question too?
If yes, Shoot yourself. If no, shoot yourself.
5) What is the reason behind our suuwwweeet smiles?
a) Sprinklers!
b) It's for our FB profile pic so that we can attract more random people to add us and increase our no. of friends and feel very popular
c) No reason coz we are 24/7 suwwweeeet like that
Answer:
(a)! So pretty how the water sprays, it just brings a smile to our faces (hahahah~~~)
1000 bonus marks if you get this one right AHAA~~
6) Am I really wearing a (a) dress or (b) a one-piece-dress-pants-kinda-thing?
(ah scroll scroll)
Answer:
(a)! The bf bought for me you know. I'm so proud of his evolved fashion sense :')
7) Is the boyfriend standing alone?
a) NO. Because... you'll never walk alone.
b) NO. I see a bangla camouflaging in the trees.
c) YES. I don't see a bangla in the trees.
Answer:
(a) baybeeehh. Jadi girlfriend mesti mau loyal, beb.
8) Look at the minah below. Cantik or not?
a) This is a rhetoric right. Don't wanna answer.
b) *speechless because gorgeous tahap goddess*
c) Seriously..? Macam prata digelek lori je...
Answer:
(c)! Who chose this??! Kurang asam. You all suppose to choose (b)!
But anyway, I got image issues also ok :'(
Bukan macam the boyfriend who is so comfortable in his own skin sampai terjoget-joget pat luar kedai orang
9) Only at question 9! Damn this is taking longer than I expect.
10) Haha that one is just to waste question number. So. What is the inspiration behind the picture below?
a) Patrick starfish lah confirm. because every pose like this sure linked back to patrick satrfish one.
b) Love served on a platter (wah seh)
c) Da Vinci's Vitruvian (naked) man
Answer: (c)! But this one is a polite and lesser-arms-and-feet version :D
11) What is that awful smell sampai kena buat muka cute macamni?
a) Bau bau bau kaki
b) bau bau bau baulu
c) bau bau bau - Imitation version of N'sync's bye bye bye
Answer:
(a)! One giant foot, that is. Teeheeteehee
12) What is the boyfriend doing?
a) Doing OT
b) Pushing dustbin, duh!
c) Helping an old cleaner clear rubbish in order to earn Help-Old-People Badge and can thus graduate to be Best Boy Scout.
Answer:
(b)! ZzZZzzzZZZzZZ.
13) What is the boyfriend doing?
a) Posing maut
b) Posing for Lenovo Notebook in White
c) Waiting for the computer to scan HIS EYES because he had his set protection measure for computer access to eye-detection instead of just setting a password like normal people do.
Answer:
(c) He said it is faster. I waited 5 minutes for him to scan his eyes.. vs 3 seconds when you just type in password...?
Sigh T___T Please cry with me.
14) What, in the name of God, is that thing sleeping on the woman's shoulder???!
a) BLOODY
b) CUTE
c) MINTAK
d) KENE
e) REMBAT
f) GRUB
g) OF
h) A
i) BABY!!!!!!!
j) All of the above combined as one word.
Answer: (j) they make me go CRAZEEEE AAARGHDOFEJSOISJFS!!!
15) What makes you look down, never look up, moan in ecstasy, and makes you thirsty after awhile (cheh this one can qualify for Book of 101 Riddles)
a) ORGASMIC ice-cream
b) ORGASMIC banana-something-something laaaagi
c) ORGASM
Answer:
(a)! We are SO in love with Italian ice-cream homygod. This one is from Gelatissimo at the Flyer. No more red-bean potong or paddlepop! Gelato all the way-o!
16) What happens when the boyfriend gives this face:
a) Habis lah aku malam ni hahaiii
b) MORE GELATO GELATO GELATO ALL THE WAY-O!
c) Oh nothing. He's just re-applying his lipgloss.
Answer:
(b)! Oh yeah we were on a desserty blaze. This one is the Belgium Chocolate Sienne from Marvelous Cream @ CityLink Mall. In it are: Belgium Choc bits, Brownie and choc ice-cream. But it's so-so to me. I like the Belgium chocolate bits only.
Found out that Marvelous Cream is apparently a Japanese franchise which makes French parfaits. Aaaand they also beat the ice-cream before stuffing it into the cup/cone. Fun to watch and imagine that's the sleeping babygrub on that metal table NYIHAHAH *ketawa nenek keropok*.
17) Why am I even continuing this bloody-never-bloody-ending game when no one even cares in the first place T_________T
DON'T ANSWER.
18) Which is my most favouritest picture of the day?
Answer:
HAHAHA. Tough choice. But it's (1) *joget macarena*
19) Do you want to see a preview of our wedding photo?
a) Yes.
Answer:
OK!!! Nah~~
:DDDD
20) Can I do this?:
a) Of course! Chicken dodol.
b) I have noodles for my arms :(
c) Yes but I fell and broke my arms and ribs and legs and nose
Answer:
(a)! but ERRRMMMMMM.......
21) OK! Last question! When you are quietly eating a meal at Marina's 3rdLevel Banquet, what may you see?
a) BATMAN!
b) People eating lah duhhh. oh god don't tell me you all also eat gelato at banquet??
c) Shadow people *oooeeeoooooooooeee (UFO sound effect)*
Answer:
(c)! Ehehehee. Cool what.
____________________________________________
Ok gang! SIAPA MENANG?
I give you questions, you guess the answer.
Don't worry, all multiple choice no open-ended or essay questions.
Get ready pen and paper. Jot down your scores. You can also doodle flowers or stickmen or play tick-tack-toe with yourself if you give up halfway like how I did everytime during Maths tests HAHA.
One correct answer, 2 points weewiiit!
Whoever can get 100/100 wins a teddy bear.
Ok go!
(1) **step Joker's voice because everytime when wanna say this sure must say like Joker don't know why cannot say in normal voice. why ah. anyway,** Whyyy sooo seriousss?
a) Because this pic got lotsa artistic value :D
b) Because we are bodiless D':
c) Because we are eating something soo freakaayyyn' delish, we forgot each other exists
Answer:
(c)!
And this is the ultimate must-try dessert @ Pastamania: the banana something-something. Thin, crispy crust topped with sweet banana and sprinkled with chocolate shavings.
I say ooolala say ooo!
(2) Why is my boyfriend grinning so evilly/hornily/pervetic-ly/raper-face-ishly?
a) Because I am hotstuff and every man who looks at me will give me that smile
b) Because he saw a train
c) It is his natural smile... kesian budak tu cacat rupanya.
Answer:
(b)!
I am so over the give-mcq-but-the-answer-not-listed.... That's like so childish pfffft **flips hair**.
3) Are we (Me & bf) in this picture?
If your answer is Yes, please circle your screen with a permanent marker.
If No, where's your evidence hah hah hah...?
4) Ni dah kenapa ni...?
Answer:
Eh I thought it's clear this question is rhetorical...?
Are you answering this question too?
If yes, Shoot yourself. If no, shoot yourself.
5) What is the reason behind our suuwwweeet smiles?
a) Sprinklers!
b) It's for our FB profile pic so that we can attract more random people to add us and increase our no. of friends and feel very popular
c) No reason coz we are 24/7 suwwweeeet like that
Answer:
(a)! So pretty how the water sprays, it just brings a smile to our faces (hahahah~~~)
1000 bonus marks if you get this one right AHAA~~
6) Am I really wearing a (a) dress or (b) a one-piece-dress-pants-kinda-thing?
(ah scroll scroll)
Answer:
(a)! The bf bought for me you know. I'm so proud of his evolved fashion sense :')
7) Is the boyfriend standing alone?
a) NO. Because... you'll never walk alone.
b) NO. I see a bangla camouflaging in the trees.
c) YES. I don't see a bangla in the trees.
Answer:
(a) baybeeehh. Jadi girlfriend mesti mau loyal, beb.
8) Look at the minah below. Cantik or not?
a) This is a rhetoric right. Don't wanna answer.
b) *speechless because gorgeous tahap goddess*
c) Seriously..? Macam prata digelek lori je...
Answer:
(c)! Who chose this??! Kurang asam. You all suppose to choose (b)!
But anyway, I got image issues also ok :'(
Bukan macam the boyfriend who is so comfortable in his own skin sampai terjoget-joget pat luar kedai orang
9) Only at question 9! Damn this is taking longer than I expect.
10) Haha that one is just to waste question number. So. What is the inspiration behind the picture below?
a) Patrick starfish lah confirm. because every pose like this sure linked back to patrick satrfish one.
b) Love served on a platter (wah seh)
c) Da Vinci's Vitruvian (naked) man
Answer: (c)! But this one is a polite and lesser-arms-and-feet version :D
11) What is that awful smell sampai kena buat muka cute macamni?
a) Bau bau bau kaki
b) bau bau bau baulu
c) bau bau bau - Imitation version of N'sync's bye bye bye
Answer:
(a)! One giant foot, that is. Teeheeteehee
12) What is the boyfriend doing?
a) Doing OT
b) Pushing dustbin, duh!
c) Helping an old cleaner clear rubbish in order to earn Help-Old-People Badge and can thus graduate to be Best Boy Scout.
Answer:
(b)! ZzZZzzzZZZzZZ.
13) What is the boyfriend doing?
a) Posing maut
b) Posing for Lenovo Notebook in White
c) Waiting for the computer to scan HIS EYES because he had his set protection measure for computer access to eye-detection instead of just setting a password like normal people do.
Answer:
(c) He said it is faster. I waited 5 minutes for him to scan his eyes.. vs 3 seconds when you just type in password...?
Sigh T___T Please cry with me.
14) What, in the name of God, is that thing sleeping on the woman's shoulder???!
a) BLOODY
b) CUTE
c) MINTAK
d) KENE
e) REMBAT
f) GRUB
g) OF
h) A
i) BABY!!!!!!!
j) All of the above combined as one word.
Answer: (j) they make me go CRAZEEEE AAARGHDOFEJSOISJFS!!!
15) What makes you look down, never look up, moan in ecstasy, and makes you thirsty after awhile (cheh this one can qualify for Book of 101 Riddles)
a) ORGASMIC ice-cream
b) ORGASMIC banana-something-something laaaagi
Answer:
(a)! We are SO in love with Italian ice-cream homygod. This one is from Gelatissimo at the Flyer. No more red-bean potong or paddlepop! Gelato all the way-o!
16) What happens when the boyfriend gives this face:
a) Habis lah aku malam ni hahaiii
b) MORE GELATO GELATO GELATO ALL THE WAY-O!
c) Oh nothing. He's just re-applying his lipgloss.
Answer:
(b)! Oh yeah we were on a desserty blaze. This one is the Belgium Chocolate Sienne from Marvelous Cream @ CityLink Mall. In it are: Belgium Choc bits, Brownie and choc ice-cream. But it's so-so to me. I like the Belgium chocolate bits only.
Found out that Marvelous Cream is apparently a Japanese franchise which makes French parfaits. Aaaand they also beat the ice-cream before stuffing it into the cup/cone. Fun to watch and imagine that's the sleeping babygrub on that metal table NYIHAHAH *ketawa nenek keropok*.
17) Why am I even continuing this bloody-never-bloody-ending game when no one even cares in the first place T_________T
DON'T ANSWER.
18) Which is my most favouritest picture of the day?
Answer:
HAHAHA. Tough choice. But it's (1) *joget macarena*
19) Do you want to see a preview of our wedding photo?
a) Yes.
Answer:
OK!!! Nah~~
:DDDD
20) Can I do this?:
a) Of course! Chicken dodol.
b) I have noodles for my arms :(
c) Yes but I fell and broke my arms and ribs and legs and nose
Answer:
(a)! but ERRRMMMMMM.......
21) OK! Last question! When you are quietly eating a meal at Marina's 3rdLevel Banquet, what may you see?
a) BATMAN!
b) People eating lah duhhh. oh god don't tell me you all also eat gelato at banquet??
c) Shadow people *oooeeeoooooooooeee (UFO sound effect)*
Answer:
(c)! Ehehehee. Cool what.
____________________________________________
Ok gang! SIAPA MENANG?
2 comments:
HAHAHAAHAHAH! u and ur never-ending random ideas for ur blog. nice one. i laughed at the choosing ur fave pic ques.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
random eh? hahaha. this is what happens when u have too much time on ur hands. haha.
so which on is UR fave pic? hahahaha.
:)
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