One Love @ Tubbyfeet: ~~ Faddy Turns 21 ~~

I don't know why my brain is so lagging and hanging like FB these days homygod. Took me like 10 minutes just to give this post a title.
Was planning for an oomph title lah.
And yah. Finally came up with one with an oomph as impactful as a beetle's fart.

Pffft.

So yes, Faddy turned 21 on the 1st the August.

And yes, I honestly thought it will be on the 8th or suuumthink like that. HAHA. Sorry ah. Me and dates... we're like sambal belacan and sushi. Cannot click, babes.

So when the birthday girl scrolled through thousands of her well-wishers in FB to look for an Atikah Saad commented on your wall post: Happiest Birthday Darling Beb! only to find Atikah Saad did not, birthday girl still did not lose hope and waited for 23:59:59 because Atikah Saad can be so lame that she will send an sms/FB message at such hour and as such: Hi beb! I knooow you think I forgot your Birthday right! PEEEEPPPP YOU'RE WRONG! I just want to be the last person to wish you so that I will appear the first in your hp/fb wall. Haha. Love you and Happiest Birthday!

For all I know, birthday girl already anticipated my hopeless memory and was ready to strike me off as dirt.
And why am I referring to her as birthday girl birthday girl ni. Annoying seh nak type birthday girl birthday girl
(Abeh tantrum sendiri eh. Dahlah lupa birthday orang. T__T )

But of course I redeemed myself like a $5 NTUC Voucher
(simile to voucher redundant I know but cannot help it hahaha).

Redemption Ticket #1: A Decorate-Yourself-Birthday-Cake

This is Pe'ah.

She is supposed to forget to wish Faddy Happy Birthday also so that I won't look so bad.
But she didn't forget :(
And she wished :((((((((
That's why I put her unglam pictures there. HAHAHAA.
But I'm not so spiteful until I go add some photoshopped cha-cham-boh eye make-up on her eh.
She goes out everytime looking like that. Even to the mama shop. Even to water plants outside her house.

HAHAHAHA. I love it that she doesnt read blogs.

Back to topic.
So Pe'ah and I planted ourselves at this cute little pinky pinky bakery at Jurong Point where they allow you to decorate cakes.

Blood, sweat and tears went into that cake.
Me and Pe'ah nearly severed ties with each other because we couldn't decide what colour icing to use for Happy. Tsk.
It was tough, gang.

But after hooours went by and the cheenoneh bakers were irritated with us until when I ask for tissue the cheenoneh gave it to me so unhappily like I ask for one of her breasts like that,

Ta-DA!

Ok I know it looks... messy.
But this is what I call High Art.
Look beyond the messiness, and you will see... love
*light+choir music of enlightenment*

Redemption Ticket #2: Partaaaay Theme!

For girls:

For guys:

Theme comes with Rules and Forfeit.

Party Guests: 6 including Birthday Girl.

Location: Cashbox

Enthu siooohhhh.
Hahaahabababahahababahaha.

This is what happens when you're riddled with guilt.

Redemption #3: A Fantabulous Celebration :)

I swear I was so bloody bright, I just needed to hop in a red car filled with 3 clowns.
Siapa suruh gatal emphasise on COLOUR CLASH
T___T

But then, everyone else was a great sport!

Especially Faddy who turned up in newly bought stuffs FROM HEAD TO TOE just to meet the theme :DD
Pe'ah came with GREEN eyeshadow to clash with her yellow top :DD

Aku suspect dorang takut forfeit ah. Forfeit scary ok. Must wear colourful boxers on head for the whole evening. (Padahal the boxers never existed).

Either that or they sympathise with my ferocious enthusiasm.
Hahaha. Nehmind. As long as it works wohoooh!

At first, everyone is still civilised.. sitting demurely, singing demurely, drink water also sip demurely...

But the moment the tambourine and maraccas meet dangdut, things started to get hyper.

Eh-eh kau tgk si birthday girl tu.

I realise from this picture how they were making me and my boyfriend look like fools when they asked us to dance the lyrics of the songs -___-
Takpe. Ada lori ada bas.

Ni dua Mat & Minah Kahwin-Kahwin. Tak habis-habis nyanyi lagu duet jemputan. But kesian, first time duet lagu Fuad, I ter-eject the song bila Pe'ah baru sedut nafas nak hit high C. Hahah. Second time they tried, Adnan's 'Ohoooo...' was cut short by:

Itu dia. Faddy who never believed Pe'ah and Ikah can plan a beautiful surprise with a beautiful high art cake.

Itu dia. Muka Miss Universe di kepit Miss World dan Miss Earth.
(Miss Earth eh kenapa tanak Miss Gaia sekali kan atau Miss Bumdiyadabumdiyada kan ok whatever lah kan.)

Itu dia. Muka budak-budak yang selalu fail maths dan never thought maths could be practical sampai time nak kena potong cake into 6 equal parts.

And then, by the power of the maraccas and High Art Cake, Aiii am Captaaaiin Planet. Ok no. Hahaha.

And then, by the power of the maraccas and High Art Cake, hyper kita level up gilerrr sampai jumpa king monster.

I think it was a crucial moment for our boyfriends to decide whether they want to be with us or run far far away.

Tapi nasib cinta itu buta ya kawan-kawan.

Just when we were settling down, si Faddy birthday girl miang terjumpa WONDERGIRLS-NOBODY.
HAH.

Tergempar satu cashbox dengan 6 orang pekik-pekik NOBODYNOBODY!NOBODYNOBODY!.
Tergugat iman bila cashbox crew ternampak 6 orang gelek-gelek mentel.

After that, we danced to HINDUSTAN. HOH.
We took a video, but I accidentally deleted it D':
Wasted.
It was a video that can make Shah Rukh Khan and Aishwarya Rai quit bollywood, beb.

Then after terpusing-pusing macam gasing, Haikal lost a part of his couple ring. Yah. His couple ring got parts one, like a detachable date-dial or something. Style lah tu. Kan dah hilang. Beli cincin biasa tanak.

And now we all know the fate of Haikal with Faddy.
Kesian dia kena perintah macam pet dog. TSSSK.

Then Adnan the Stickman came to the rescue!
Jangan pandang stickman rendah ok. Superpower dia Super Strength Gila ok.

Dahlah boleh angkat kerusi dengan satu jari, he found whatever it was that was lost.
15 Claps for Adnan the Hero!

After making sure we make 23 cashbox workers quit thier jobs with our singing and lancing-lancing, time to makan.