Her: What if I am really into Tollywood (alah you know Tamil movies) and on our first date I wear a sari like that Indian woman... nice sari, with glittery flowers... how would you react? My hair all braid up like Indian because I looove Tollywood.
Him: hahah. I don't know. I seriously don't know.
Her: But I am pretty like now ah...but I just love Tollywood.
Him: Wait. Would you smell like her as well?
Her: Yah. Same hair, same sari, same smell...
Him: I think the moment I see you I will message you to say I got something urgent, run far far away and never contact you again.
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Her: Let's give a code name to banglas. Let's call them bangles.
(pronounced as the bangles you wear on the wrist)
Him: Ok!
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Her: If you are given one last thing to say before your mouth get stitched forever, what would you say?
Him: I will say that you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Her: ..... Bedek ah.
Him: See! You always don't believe me when I say these things. When I don't say them you say I'm not romantic.
Her: But yah what you're not romantic that's why you never say these kind of things. I expect you to say 'Gimme nasi ayam' or something like that.
Him: Eh yah ah.. nasi ayam. It will be the last thing I ever get to eat because you always don't let me eat it.
Her: Yah, because you like to lick the garlic sauce clean and your mouth smells like garlic the whole day it's disgusting.
Him: Ok then I think I'll ask for nasi ayam and eat it before my mouth get stitched because you will never get to complain about my breath again *beams*
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Him: I got a question for you. What if on our first date, I wear long sleeve shirt, and jeans and sports shoes?
Her: HAHA LIKE BANGLA??!
Him: SHH. Bangles. *rolls eyes*
Her: *whispers* yeah bangles. But I think I will still go out with you.
Him: Really?
Her: Yes. because I am a nice person who gives eeeveryone a chance. Like how I gave YOU a chance *biiiig smile*
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Her: If you get to change one thing in your life, what would you change?
*expects him to say something like oh I will change to become a better boyfriend for you or something romantic that has got to do with love and most importantly, me.*
Him: (without even thinking for a sec) oh I will change my diploma cert to engineering so that I can go into safety line.
Her: (disappointed beb, nehmind, try again) NO. I mean like now. You cannot undo the past what.. So what would you change NOW?
Him: oooh... hmmm... I would like to change the way I speak.
Her: (gives up) what do you mean the way you speak?
Him: You know lah sometimes I speak anyhow and not correct.. so I want to improve my dition.
Her: It's diction, sayang, DICtion.
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Him: Why are you the only one who thinks I'm cute?
Her: No lah I'm not the only one.
Him: What you mean?
Her: Ok, this is a secret. You don't know that at night when you're asleep, your mum comes into your room and pinch you because she cannot take it that you're so damn cute.
Him: You're crazy.
Her: Really she told me.
Him: ....You're crazy.
Her: Your sister also sometimes join your mum.
Him: Ok stoppit eh.
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Her: Do you sometimes wish you are tall?
Him: Nope.
Her: Really?? Don't lie! How come?
Him: Why not? You don't know, but sometimes tall guys wish they are short like me. They look at me and think: I wish I am as short as that guy so that I don't have to walk funny and look awkward.
Her: Since when do tall guys walk funny and look awkward?
Him: That tall guy there, see how he walks..? His legs like crooked and bend inwards when he walks and then his shoulder hunch like this *walks like a much more retarded Quasimodo* And I saw him looking at me thinking how he wish he's short.
Her: WHERE GOT!
Him: You don't know because you are not a guy.
Her: o_o
Him: hahah. I don't know. I seriously don't know.
Her: But I am pretty like now ah...but I just love Tollywood.
Him: Wait. Would you smell like her as well?
Her: Yah. Same hair, same sari, same smell...
Him: I think the moment I see you I will message you to say I got something urgent, run far far away and never contact you again.
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Her: Let's give a code name to banglas. Let's call them bangles.
(pronounced as the bangles you wear on the wrist)
Him: Ok!
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Her: If you are given one last thing to say before your mouth get stitched forever, what would you say?
Him: I will say that you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Her: ..... Bedek ah.
Him: See! You always don't believe me when I say these things. When I don't say them you say I'm not romantic.
Her: But yah what you're not romantic that's why you never say these kind of things. I expect you to say 'Gimme nasi ayam' or something like that.
Him: Eh yah ah.. nasi ayam. It will be the last thing I ever get to eat because you always don't let me eat it.
Her: Yah, because you like to lick the garlic sauce clean and your mouth smells like garlic the whole day it's disgusting.
Him: Ok then I think I'll ask for nasi ayam and eat it before my mouth get stitched because you will never get to complain about my breath again *beams*
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Him: I got a question for you. What if on our first date, I wear long sleeve shirt, and jeans and sports shoes?
Her: HAHA LIKE BANGLA??!
Him: SHH. Bangles. *rolls eyes*
Her: *whispers* yeah bangles. But I think I will still go out with you.
Him: Really?
Her: Yes. because I am a nice person who gives eeeveryone a chance. Like how I gave YOU a chance *biiiig smile*
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Her: If you get to change one thing in your life, what would you change?
*expects him to say something like oh I will change to become a better boyfriend for you or something romantic that has got to do with love and most importantly, me.*
Him: (without even thinking for a sec) oh I will change my diploma cert to engineering so that I can go into safety line.
Her: (disappointed beb, nehmind, try again) NO. I mean like now. You cannot undo the past what.. So what would you change NOW?
Him: oooh... hmmm... I would like to change the way I speak.
Her: (gives up) what do you mean the way you speak?
Him: You know lah sometimes I speak anyhow and not correct.. so I want to improve my dition.
Her: It's diction, sayang, DICtion.
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Him: Why are you the only one who thinks I'm cute?
Her: No lah I'm not the only one.
Him: What you mean?
Her: Ok, this is a secret. You don't know that at night when you're asleep, your mum comes into your room and pinch you because she cannot take it that you're so damn cute.
Him: You're crazy.
Her: Really she told me.
Him: ....You're crazy.
Her: Your sister also sometimes join your mum.
Him: Ok stoppit eh.
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Her: Do you sometimes wish you are tall?
Him: Nope.
Her: Really?? Don't lie! How come?
Him: Why not? You don't know, but sometimes tall guys wish they are short like me. They look at me and think: I wish I am as short as that guy so that I don't have to walk funny and look awkward.
Her: Since when do tall guys walk funny and look awkward?
Him: That tall guy there, see how he walks..? His legs like crooked and bend inwards when he walks and then his shoulder hunch like this *walks like a much more retarded Quasimodo* And I saw him looking at me thinking how he wish he's short.
Her: WHERE GOT!
Him: You don't know because you are not a guy.
Her: o_o
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