Somebody tried to kill me today.
I was wrapped in covers and blankets and buried under pillows.
The fan was switched off.
The window was open only for a wee bit to dry a hanged garment.
The temperature was 123 degree Celsius.
You tell me if this is not a recipe to bake potatoes.
The culprit? The Mother.
The proof of mens rea? :
Me: PANAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!
(lari satu rumah seperti syaitan mendengar azan berkumandang)
Mum: Ah bagun pun. Mak sengaja off kipas. Biar kau bangun kepanasan.
Ini bukan kejut, mak. Bak kata pepatah Grissom dari CSI, ini namanya attempted murder.
(T.T)
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I love it when my younger brother/sister skips school.
Which is odd, because they are highly annoying creatures who would not leave me alone like stubborn, suicidal flies begging to be electrocuted with the fly-killer-thingy that looks like a tennis racket.
(I should get one of those, hmm? At Daiso, always $2. Idea.)
Also strangely, I love it more when they are home NOT on an official school holiday or a weekend.
Maybe it's because I have to see them frantically typing out parents' letters later in the night to tell teacher how my daughter, Adilah Bte Sa'ad was unwell on 19 May 2009 because she had diarhhea and she still had the medicine given by doctor a few weeks ago so that's why she did not go to the doctor, thank you for your kind understanding. Oh don't we all miss parents' letters.
Anyhoots, the sister decided that school was boring today, and I think my plan to make her see that school is boring EVERYDAY is finally taking flight
:')
Like I said, the creature would not leave me alone, so she made me bathe so early in the day (it's the holidays y'all. when else can we slouch about whole day smelling of yesterdays, oxygenated saliva and Buchi The 10-year-old Bantal Bushuk?) to eat out because Mummets the Almost-a-Murderer decided to be Mummets the Housewife-Rebel and would not cook for her ravenous little birdies and just watch Korean sitcoms all day long.
Have I told you that ALL the Korean drama actors and actresses look alike that it's freaky? I don't understand it. Do they all go to the same, uninspired plastic doctor?
Anyhoots
(I like this anyhoot. anyhoot anyhoot. U think can start trend or not?)
we decided to try Jalapeno's Pepper Express @ Lot 1 as recommended by Fanahana, who has successfully seeded pictures of gargantuan chicken sandwiches with golden fries in my mind with her Jalapeno's post, which is very very torturous when I am currently on a cow's diet.
Yes the secret is out. I am dieting. The Boyfriend is making a lab rat out of me. But I am a rebellios lab rat as we shall see later. Haha!
But must thank Fanahana though. You know I am a sucker for food, especially cheap and good food :)
The greedy girl ordered the largest picture in the menu because she wants her food to be BIG.
While I chose the humble salad because I simply cannot resist it. $3 for a salad like that. The microwavable teriyaki chicken sandwhich at 7-11 costs $3.10, oi!
And of course who can resist the $2.80-$3 desserts:
See the nostrils? The more delicious the meal, the more you can count how many gold nuggets are in there.
Yes, sedap sehingga terjuling mata.
FInally found an outlet to replace the cannot-make-it-but-charge-as-though-it-is-a-4-star-restaurant Western Stall at Food Culture.
NURUL & IZA, KITA MEET-UP FOR DINNER PAT SINI AMACAM !
Teeehee teehee.
(I can see Nurul getting ready to slap me with a trout ala facebook style)
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Another reason why I love my siblings to be home (finally back to topic) is because I miss their annoying nonsense.
Like this annoying sister of mine whose decent photos are as rare as flying goats.
And then would annoyingly say: EEEEEEE my face so ugly!
Can somebody help me tell her that it won't be ugly IF SHE DID NOT PURPOSELY MAKE IT TO BE?
-.-
And then would annoyingly ask me to make ugly faces so that she won't be feeling ugly all by herself.
To which I agree, to my own annoyance.
But these annoyances are annoyingly... enjoyable...
and make me look forward to the hours when I hear her annoying 'OI BUKAK PINTU LAH GEMOK' every other day.
Sigh.
They had turned me into a masochist, everybody.
..............
..............
June holidays are coming soon, right?
I was wrapped in covers and blankets and buried under pillows.
The fan was switched off.
The window was open only for a wee bit to dry a hanged garment.
The temperature was 123 degree Celsius.
You tell me if this is not a recipe to bake potatoes.
The culprit? The Mother.
The proof of mens rea? :
Me: PANAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!
(lari satu rumah seperti syaitan mendengar azan berkumandang)
Mum: Ah bagun pun. Mak sengaja off kipas. Biar kau bangun kepanasan.
Ini bukan kejut, mak. Bak kata pepatah Grissom dari CSI, ini namanya attempted murder.
(T.T)
-------------------------------------------
I love it when my younger brother/sister skips school.
Which is odd, because they are highly annoying creatures who would not leave me alone like stubborn, suicidal flies begging to be electrocuted with the fly-killer-thingy that looks like a tennis racket.
(I should get one of those, hmm? At Daiso, always $2. Idea.)
Also strangely, I love it more when they are home NOT on an official school holiday or a weekend.
Maybe it's because I have to see them frantically typing out parents' letters later in the night to tell teacher how my daughter, Adilah Bte Sa'ad was unwell on 19 May 2009 because she had diarhhea and she still had the medicine given by doctor a few weeks ago so that's why she did not go to the doctor, thank you for your kind understanding. Oh don't we all miss parents' letters.
Anyhoots, the sister decided that school was boring today, and I think my plan to make her see that school is boring EVERYDAY is finally taking flight
:')
Like I said, the creature would not leave me alone, so she made me bathe so early in the day (it's the holidays y'all. when else can we slouch about whole day smelling of yesterdays, oxygenated saliva and Buchi The 10-year-old Bantal Bushuk?) to eat out because Mummets the Almost-a-Murderer decided to be Mummets the Housewife-Rebel and would not cook for her ravenous little birdies and just watch Korean sitcoms all day long.
Have I told you that ALL the Korean drama actors and actresses look alike that it's freaky? I don't understand it. Do they all go to the same, uninspired plastic doctor?
Anyhoots
(I like this anyhoot. anyhoot anyhoot. U think can start trend or not?)
we decided to try Jalapeno's Pepper Express @ Lot 1 as recommended by Fanahana, who has successfully seeded pictures of gargantuan chicken sandwiches with golden fries in my mind with her Jalapeno's post, which is very very torturous when I am currently on a cow's diet.
Yes the secret is out. I am dieting. The Boyfriend is making a lab rat out of me. But I am a rebellios lab rat as we shall see later. Haha!
But must thank Fanahana though. You know I am a sucker for food, especially cheap and good food :)
The greedy girl ordered the largest picture in the menu because she wants her food to be BIG.
While I chose the humble salad because I simply cannot resist it. $3 for a salad like that. The microwavable teriyaki chicken sandwhich at 7-11 costs $3.10, oi!
And of course who can resist the $2.80-$3 desserts:
See the nostrils? The more delicious the meal, the more you can count how many gold nuggets are in there.
Yes, sedap sehingga terjuling mata.
FInally found an outlet to replace the cannot-make-it-but-charge-as-though-it-is-a-4-star-restaurant Western Stall at Food Culture.
NURUL & IZA, KITA MEET-UP FOR DINNER PAT SINI AMACAM !
Teeehee teehee.
(I can see Nurul getting ready to slap me with a trout ala facebook style)
-----------------------------------------------
Another reason why I love my siblings to be home (finally back to topic) is because I miss their annoying nonsense.
Like this annoying sister of mine whose decent photos are as rare as flying goats.
And then would annoyingly say: EEEEEEE my face so ugly!
Can somebody help me tell her that it won't be ugly IF SHE DID NOT PURPOSELY MAKE IT TO BE?
-.-
And then would annoyingly ask me to make ugly faces so that she won't be feeling ugly all by herself.
To which I agree, to my own annoyance.
But these annoyances are annoyingly... enjoyable...
and make me look forward to the hours when I hear her annoying 'OI BUKAK PINTU LAH GEMOK' every other day.
Sigh.
They had turned me into a masochist, everybody.
..............
..............
June holidays are coming soon, right?
2 comments:
hahah you're welcome!
i must say the new layout is one of a kind :)
:) thank you, sweets.
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